I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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