I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
