Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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