Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
and you fell through a lawn chair
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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