I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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