was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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