You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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