so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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