Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
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