So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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