In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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