it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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