Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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