my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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