just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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