Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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