so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
my poor anus
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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