I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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