she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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