u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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