oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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