She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Boobs are out for the taking
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
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