So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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