So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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