he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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