Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I hope mine doesn't look like that
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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