I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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