how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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