i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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