Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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