Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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