so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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