It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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