yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize
