Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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