I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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