I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
and you fell through a lawn chair
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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