butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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