Do vagina's smell?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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