I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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