If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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