its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I don't deserve a penis
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
You are the jesus of drinking
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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