so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
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