Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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