She announced her abortion via fbk
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Randomize
