508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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