6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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