Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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