So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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