I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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