did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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