Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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