You're completely useless in the revolution.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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