i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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