the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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